The Cavs Suck!!!

I couldn't take it anymore. I was sitting there watching the Cavs game in the midst of a tornado warning and I couldn't help but pray that my satellite dish would be ripped from its hinges. The Cavs were just getting manhandled.

Dwight Howard is an absolute man child. Nobody could stop him. NOBODY!

I haven't seen a big man dominate the entire game like that since Shaq in his prime.

If it was 1 on 1 it was an automatic two points.

If they doubled down, he kicked out for a wide open three.

If they missed he'd get the rebound and start the whole damn process all over again.

God, I'm so frustrated.

When will Lebron learn he's not 3-point shooter? Unless he's wide open or the shot clock is winding down, he shouldn't be taking 3's. And even then he should think about it.

Look, I love LeBron. He's my favorite player. Nobody can stop him when he gets a running start with his shoulders squared to the basket.

But because he can't shoot consistently with range, and it pains me to say this, LeBron is the second best player in the NBA behind that guy from the Lakers.




It's official.

Zydrunas Ilgauskas has the foot speed of a sloth and the lateral movement of a zip-line.

I can't stand watching him get beat off the dribble no matter who he's guarding. He's a liability on the floor. Then on the offensive end he stands outside the key and hoists up 20-footers.

You don't pay a 7'3" oaf to shoot jump shots. But then again why are you paying an oaf in the first place?

I hope Danny Ferry has the balls to cut him loose this off-season. No team can win an NBA championship with Z as the starting center.

Did anyone see how many times the Cavs made dumb turnovers? This series LeBron expanded his reign as te king to ruling the art of losing your dribble, passing it to the other team, or dribbling it off your foot. (Just watch the overtime of game 4)

And just like loyal subjects, his teammates followed with unquestioned obedience.

Whenever you thought the Cavs may be getting back into it, they would make a stupid turnover on a crucial posession.

In a must win game in the conference finals, you should be elevating your level of play, not reducing it to the level of a tipsy rotweiler.

As difficult as it was for me, I came to the realization that even with LBJ, the Magic were the better team. They had five threats on the floor at all times. The Cavs were lucky to have 2.

Even though one of them was a super meta-human, it's still not enough to beat a good complete team.

I had to turn the game off before I started going on my "I hate Hido Turkoglu" rant again.

So now I'm sitting here as the final seconds wind down to the Cavs season and I'm watching "That 70's Sow."

Kelso's an idiot.

Thank God for late night humor.